Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.

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did he notice?

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of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..

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(905): View more from Ontario

her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.

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(914): View more from New York

Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.

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