is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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