i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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