nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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