I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
pop tarts are not kleenex
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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