I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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