Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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