I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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