he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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