If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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