I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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