hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.