A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets