You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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