just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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