we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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