At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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