so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My pussy is not your playground.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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