How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I had to cum in my sink.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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