I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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