this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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