chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
