I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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