Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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