My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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