road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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