I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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