if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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