He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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