you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
why does every cop we meet know your name?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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