I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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