Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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