where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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