The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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