come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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