If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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