i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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