Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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