Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ladies don't puke and tell
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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