Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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