Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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