I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.