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Why do girls always cry at the bar?

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What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?

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Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?

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(586): Why do girls always cry at the bar? (586): What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night? (586): Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar? http://tfl.nu/joll

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Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?

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(734): Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you? http://tfl.nu/kjun

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if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head

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(303): if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head http://tfl.nu/px1l

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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.

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(480): I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty. http://tfl.nu/9fyr

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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.

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(609): I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk. http://tfl.nu/79zz

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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.

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(281): I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged. http://tfl.nu/p1l3

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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.

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(724): Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues. http://tfl.nu/n3ga

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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.

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(541): I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples. http://tfl.nu/kf5x

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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

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(780): He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again. http://tfl.nu/j7t8

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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.

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(610): I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral. http://tfl.nu/xbiu

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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.

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(931): I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s. http://tfl.nu/244n

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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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(612): Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home. http://tfl.nu/ms67

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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.

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(740): Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow. http://tfl.nu/oilf

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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.

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(484): I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight. http://tfl.nu/pgss

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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.

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(907): I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer. http://tfl.nu/7eiw

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