TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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