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i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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