have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
