its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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