We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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