Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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