ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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