i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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