Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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