Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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