if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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