he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
