I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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